This really happened a few years ago–although I took poetic license at times. I wrote this from the biker’s perspective. Enjoy.
The Big Bad Wuss
I’m the big bad wolf to her. I glide my left leg over my Harley, unzip my black leather jacket and pull a pack of cigarettes out of the jacket sleeve all in one well-practiced move.
Her car window is rolled down, her arm resting on the window frame. She pretends not to notice me, but I’m watching her watching me as I go through the motions. She looks like one of those prissy girls. And I happen to know that Miss Priss’s have fantasies about bad boys.
I saunter over to her car.
“Looks like it’s going to be a long wait. You might as well get out and stretch.”
“So you think it’s going to be a while?” she says her voice enticingly shaky.
“Could be up to thirty minutes,” I said slowly exhaling cigarette smoke, squinting my eyes, taking her in.
As she got out of the car, she tugged at the bottom of her red tee shirt.
Cute, I thought. She’s wearing her blue jeans and a little red tee, but my guess is that she’s a girly girl, more comfortable in a frilly dress and high heels.
The wind caught her long hair and wrapped it around her face. She pulled a scrunchie out of her jeans pocket. Bunching her hair in one hand, she wrapped the scrunchie around it with the other.
“Where you heading?” I growled.
She hesitated, “um, Reno.”
“What do you know, me too! I’m staying at the Nugget.”
She looked up abruptly and blurted out “So am I!”
‘My name is Michael and you’re…” I prompted.
“Michael-Michelle,” I said turning the coincidence over in my mind.
Let’s meet for a drink later, I nearly commanded.
“Well, I’m meeting my sister in Reno. It’s actually my Grandma’s 85th birthday.”
“Yeah, well if it works,” I said suddenly casual, not wanting to scare her off. “The last name is Dalton. You can call the front desk and get my room number.”
Then, “Say, what’s that puddle under your car?” I asked.
She raised both hands to her face and squealed “A puddle! Is that coming from my car?”
“Step aside,” I said stoutly.
I squatted. She squatted close beside me, trembling. I dipped my fingers into the puddle and rubbed the fluid between my fingers.
“It feels like oil and water. Could be the water pump.”
“Maybe I should turn around and go back home. I’d forget the whole trip but I’ve baked my Grandma’s birthday cake,” she nearly cried.
It was then and there that I transformed into the valiant prince.
“Don’t you worry, Michelle, I won’t abandon you. I’ll make sure that you get to your Grandma’s birthday party.”
“Well, I don’t know,” she said haltingly. “I don’t want to slow
“I’ve got nowhere to be in a hurry. That’s it. I’ve made up my mind, Michelle, I’m getting you to Reno.”
A blend of relief and fear seemed to fix on her transparent face.
Then, I blew it.
Squatting as we were beside Michelle’s car, this amazing intoxicating scent floated on the soft summer breeze. Leaning in closer to her, unable to help myself, I spoke in a whisper, “Michelle, the better to smell you.”
She stood up abruptly.
“What are you talking about? What are you doing?”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’ve been in the hospital for over a month. I had heart surgery. My heart has lost thirty percent of its function the doctors said. Your smell, your perfume was so lovely.”
I felt like a fool, everything came blurting out. I knew that I was out of control.
“I nearly died on the table! Now, I notice things that I never noticed before. It’s like I have this extra sensory awareness. Like, fuck, even the butterflies on that pile of bear shit over there. Pardon my language. I used to only notice the shit on the road, now I notice the butterflies, their colors, the way they waver in the air with a delicate uncertainty. Their fragility. Life’s fragility. Your transient beauty! That fragrance!”
Michelle looked around, seemingly embarrassed by my passionate rush of emotion.
I looked down the road at the long line of cars. All of them were waiting for the road to be cleared so that they could continue on their way. Michelle and I were the only ones who ventured out and made a connection. Everyone else was so damn isolated. I felt the need to apologize but at the same time, I felt I was being the most sincere that I’d ever been.
Michelle looked at me disdainfully.
“You’re, you’re an impostor,” she said. “You’re not a bad boy at all, are you?”
“I never said that I was a bad boy, Michelle.”
“You were playing the part.”
“At first, I admit it. Michelle, meet me in Reno for a drink, please.”
“I just want to swing my car around and go home,” she said.
Then she looked into my eyes and kissed me hard on the lips.